I can tell that everyone on dA has been waiting in tense anticipation for my next journal entry.

Yes. Let me taste it. Mmm.

I know my last entry worried many of you, and some feared for my life when I went some time without updating you of the state of these mysterious and painful marks on my legs left by the offending socks. Fret not, the marks cleared up shortly thereafter. I proceeded to the nearest medical facility for advice, and was shockingly turned away from the emergency room. I was shocked! What ever happened to the Hippo-whatsis oath?? What, I ask you?! This could be the start of a deadly eppidemic!! How dare they endanger the lives of my fellow man, and more importainly, ME!!

But I digress.
K!